I do not really care if they are funny, I just want to repeat them.

One part is certianly not funny...

1. So I go to get more coffee.

Me: Is there more coffee?

Dez: Yeah, but you'll have to zap it, I shut it off.

-Grumble-

And I slip on the kitchen floor.

Damn.

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2.

Dez: X__X OMG

Me: What?

Dez: X__X OMG Eww.

Me: WHAT GODDAMNIT?

Dez: People painting. with PERIOD blood

Me: WTF?

-Hurl-

There are pictures of people painting with period blood. They store them in their refridgerator. Some girl says something about that not being sanitary. Can you say ECOLI?

MeMG WTF I'm gonna be sick.

-Hurl-

-Hurl-

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3.

Dez: OMG.

Me: OMG

I want to kill that guy. There are no words to describe how horrific this is. None.

WARNING: OMG....
[link]


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4.

So I'm on Gaia at 5 A.M., trying to communicate.

Me: My coffee is cold.

Me: Maybe I should warm it up.

Me: Maybe I shouldn't.

All the while these people are just bumping the board for gold.

NightPup: Bump

Someone else: Bump

NightPup:Bump

Someone else: Bump

For like an hour. NOTHING but 'Bump.'

Me: Don't you get tired of just posting 'Bump'?

NightPup: Bump

Someone else: Bump

NightPup: Bump

Someone else: Bump

Me: I think that you are on autopilot. I should ask Suikotsu what he thinks. But he's asleep.

NightPup: Bump

Someone else: Bump

NightPup: Bump

Someone else: Bump

Me: I woke Suikotsu up. He said that you are all on autopilot.

NightPup: Bump

Someone else: Bump

NightPup: Bump

Someone else: Bump

Me: But he's cranky 'cause I woke him up.

NightPup: Bump

Someone else: Bump

NightPup: Bump

Someone else: Bump

Me: You know, it's not all that bad. Talking to people who don't respond, you know.

NightPup: Bump

Someone else: Bump

NightPup: Bump

Someone else: Bump

Me: 'Cause I can do this:

-Posts all the lyrics to Disco Survives!-


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5.

Some guy's avatar on here... -shiver-
I'm moving to Finland. ||| Come closer my love, I'll violate you in the most sensual way. ||| I miss my Duckie!! >.< says:
o.0 icky perverted? or just icky?
Remember Kogenta sends:


Remember Kogenta says:
Look close.
I'm moving to Finland. ||| Come closer my love, I'll violate you in the most sensual way. ||| I miss my Duckie!! >.< says:
....i think i can see it from there

Sending of "2e82dd8028d136_flip[1].png" to I'm moving to Finland. ||| Come closer my love, I'll violate you in the most sensual way. ||| I miss my Duckie!! >.< has failed.

Remember Kogenta says:
Huh... says that you can't see the image..Pfft.
I'm moving to Finland. ||| Come closer my love, I'll violate you in the most sensual way. ||| I miss my Duckie!! >.< says:
i can see it find on here....i'd rather not have
Remember Kogenta says:
Even worse... I'm posting on a bump board for gold and he keeps posting 'pump.'
Remember Kogenta says:
It hints at something.
Remember Kogenta says:
Looks like he's screwing the yeti in the ass, doesn't it?
Remember Kogenta says:
-shiver-
I'm moving to Finland. ||| Come closer my love, I'll violate you in the most sensual way. ||| I miss my Duckie!! >.< says:
ye sit does
I'm moving to Finland. ||| Come closer my love, I'll violate you in the most sensual way. ||| I miss my Duckie!! >.< says:
yes it does^
I'm moving to Finland. ||| Come closer my love, I'll violate you in the most sensual way. ||| I miss my Duckie!! >.< says:
DAMN IT i can't TYPE
Remember Kogenta says:
Yes it does hint at something or looks like he's screwing the yeti in the ass?
Remember Kogenta says:
Bolth?
I'm moving to Finland. ||| Come closer my love, I'll violate you in the most sensual way. ||| I miss my Duckie!! >.< says:
both
Remember Kogenta says:
Looks even worse to me. It's a bigger picture.

Britt's comments on 1-4:
I'm moving to Finland. ||| Come closer my love, I'll violate you in the most sensual way. ||| I miss my Duckie!! >.< says:
lmao
Remember Kogenta says:
What part is funny?
I'm moving to Finland. ||| Come closer my love, I'll violate you in the most sensual way. ||| I miss my Duckie!! >.< says:
all of it
I'm moving to Finland. ||| Come closer my love, I'll violate you in the most sensual way. ||| I miss my Duckie!! >.< says:
you're a smartass
I'm moving to Finland. ||| Come closer my love, I'll violate you in the most sensual way. ||| I miss my Duckie!! >.< says:
that's a good thing
I'm moving to Finland. ||| Come closer my love, I'll violate you in the most sensual way. ||| I miss my Duckie!! >.< says:
life's no fun without smartasses



Oh, Kogenta...